Cockatoo Takes First Trip to Target and Finds His Own Welcoming Committee – Yahoo
Cockatoos are my dream pet. Will I ever get one? No, I absolutely am not built to handle a bird like that. Instead of subjecting a bird to my whims, I'll watch videos of them online forever and wish I could take care of one. It would just be impossible. I'd end up getting bitten.
One of my favorite Cockatoos to watch went on a trip to Target (also one of my favorite things) recently. When he got there, there was a welcoming committee waiting for him outside… one that absolutely no one expected.
While anyone else might be a little intimidated by this particular welcome wagon, Chris absolutely ate it up. It's perfect in every single way:
Chris the Cockatoo is lucky they caught him on the way in. Otherwise, those police offers would have found out that he probably tried to steal at least three things from that store!
Someone in the comments said, "I'm sure they told him he had the right to remain silent, which he did not use." Exactly. That pretty much sums up Cockatoos in a nutshell; even when they're incriminating themselves, they're yapping away. I mean, same.