People Think Pets Enjoy Wearing Halloween Costumes? – 105.7 WROR

Fawn French Buldog dog with red devil costum wearing a homemade fluffy full body suit with fake arms holding pitchfork, with devil tail, horns and black bat wings standing in front of blurry wall
Let’s get one thing straight: your pet does not want to wear that taco costume. Or the hot dog one. Or the one where you strap fairy wings to its back and call it “adorable.”
Look, I get it. We all tell ourselves a little lie every October 31st. “Oh, he loves it!” “She’s smiling!” “He wagged his tail!” No, friend. That’s not joy—that’s despair wrapped in polyester and Velcro.
I speak from experience. My old beagle-basset mix, Poor Dead Norman, once dressed as a cowboy. Hat, bandana, tiny vest—the whole “yeehaw” package. He looked miserable.
But my family? We were convinced he loved it. Took pictures. Cooed. We posted them online like proud stage parents. And now, I fear Norman still hates us . . . all the way from dog heaven.
